Worship
the Streak.
Offer code. Receive validation.
We read commit metadata. Never your code.
The Scripture
Today's Most Devoted
Updated daily. Disagreements are heresy.
“Sleeps in the codebase.”
“Has a commit for every emotion.”
“Refactored the refactor.”
“Types faster than they think.”
“Their candle has trust issues.”
“In Penance. Day 2 of 3.”
These are real scores from real developers with questionable priorities.
The Doctrine
Laws of the Order
Thou shalt commit daily, lest thy candle be snuffed.
The streak is sacred. To break it is to enter Penance.
Midnight offerings are rewarded. Sleep is weakness.
Lines deleted count double. The code must be pruned.
Share thy shrine upon X, or be forgotten.
The Scripture shall not be questioned.
Only the devoted shall bear sigils.
The Oracle
Know Thy Cult Name
Enter your GitHub username. The Oracle reads your real activity.
StreakCult members get full data. Others use public GitHub activity.
The Confessional
Voices from the Cult
I shipped 47 empty commits at 3am to keep my streak alive. I regret nothing.
My candle went out on day 29. I haven't been the same since.
I shipped 47 empty commits at 3am to keep my streak alive. I regret nothing.
My therapist says I have an unhealthy relationship with my contribution graph. She's right.
I refactored a file just to get a deletion bonus. The code was already perfect.
I set 3 alarms to commit before midnight. This is fine.
My candle went out on day 29. I haven't been the same since.
I told my boss I was 'doing important work' at 2am. The important work was a one-line README change.
StreakCult told me I was a Lost Soul. I committed 14 times that day.
I code all day but never tell anyone. My lobster is starving.
My streak hit 30 days before I realized I still had $0 MRR. The grid doesn't lie.
I shipped 47 empty commits at 3am to keep my streak alive. I regret nothing.
My therapist says I have an unhealthy relationship with my contribution graph. She's right.
I refactored a file just to get a deletion bonus. The code was already perfect.
I set 3 alarms to commit before midnight. This is fine.
My candle went out on day 29. I haven't been the same since.
I told my boss I was 'doing important work' at 2am. The important work was a one-line README change.
StreakCult told me I was a Lost Soul. I committed 14 times that day.
I code all day but never tell anyone. My lobster is starving.
My streak hit 30 days before I realized I still had $0 MRR. The grid doesn't lie.